'Twas the Night before
Christmouse

by Jessie

'Twas the night before Christmouse
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart --
Ate his mousey innnards
and chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
which made him take pause --
He stopped daintilly licking
the blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa," thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
" 'Cuz no one else climbs down
the chimney like that."

Indeed it was ol' Santa
so jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
and all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

 

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