Sara's Halloween

by Sara and Meowmie Ellie

It wuz jess anoffur lazy Saturday affurnoon. I wuz catching up on my
naps, when all of a sudden, dese strange critters started knocking on da
door.

Dere wuz ghosties, monsfurs, super heroes, princesses an effun a few
liddle pollyticians! Every time meowmie open da door, dey all said da
same fing - "Trick or Treat!!

Den, much to myown surprise, meowmie dropped candy into dere liddle
bags! Dis went on all affurnoon, and I decided dat I wanted to go out
and colleck some treats, too!

So...... I put on my Fampire costume, took a big shopping bag outta
meowmie's drawer an sneaked outta da house! I wuz gonna get my bag all
full afore I went home.

I went from house to house, and all the humans were nice and said I wuz
cute, but dey all gave me chocolate candy! Don't dey know dat kitties
duzn't eat chocolate? Wat wrong wiff dem!!

I wuz getting discouraged, tired and hungry. Home wuz sounding purdy
good to me. Just then, I saw a liddle human dressed up like a ghostie.
He was crying, so I aksed him wat's wrong? He showed me his empty treats bag and tole me that some big human kids took ALL of his candy!!
Wells, I had a bag full, so I poured it all into his empty bag and
headed towards home.

Then I saw it - a big sign that said "Petsmart". I had nouffing to lose,
so I strolled in the front door, with my empty bag, and said "Trick or
Treat" to each and every purrson in that store.
Guess wat!! I left Petsmart with a bag full of kitty treats and toys. I
couldn't wait to get home and tell meowmie and daddy!
Then.......

I woke up! It wuz all a dream!! I'm not allowed to go outside by
myownself! I didn't have a bag full of treats and toys. I didn't have my
Fampire costume on. I don't effun own a Fampire costume! I stolled out to the living room and found meowmie. She aksed me where I'd been, so I told her all about my dream. Then, she went into the kitchen and came back carrying a bag. On the bag it said Petsmart, and it wuz full of kitty treats and toys and dey wuz all for me!!! I hope mew all got lotsa treats and toys and had a great Halloween, jess like I did.

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